This just in, I haven’t used my MPC
since well before 2010,
(gasp), shame on me, or them? Since when has
that MP3 static ever managed to become a friend?

I’ll stick to tape hiss and record drops, I
may dig the concept, but the process takes too long,
like turning up that sample too hot, to
give that beat box more snap, crackle…

Pop-and-lock crates full of tapes that never made the cut,
hating to wade the dust, cause my nasals can’t
take the stuff. Hay fever sucks.
I blame Monsanto, send letters and get paper cuts.

Guess what? They’re not even worth the worry, inter-
net trolls couldn’t seem to make it to Missouri.
Good, I’d rather make friends with the Earth, hurry,
it’s only so often you see your 10th anniversary.

Hear ye, hear ye, FF is in effect, and if you
step, I’ll refer you to the Matrix and a glitch.
No shit, like sewing up your ass-lips, or
bemoaning the fact that your man sucks a glass dick.

Better than plastic, at least it’s not metallic,
however you style it, it still spells out phallic.
No Homo…phobia, it’s childish,
better go back to your annalist for more analysis.

Smoke some cannabis, if you can’t handle it,
even my make believe doctor said, “that’s some natural shit.”
Take a toke, chill out and get back to shit,
if you’re into acid, it’ll land you from a bad trip.

Rest in peace George Carlin and Bill Hicks, the
only Zombies I’d ever dig to come back to this.
Because they never lied to their management,
unlike every other presidential candidate.

So God bless our president and thank God for
having him, we got a new commandment, Thou shalt
not let FOX attempt to slander or dismantle him.
Turn it off until Rupert Murdoch is handed in,

and throw in Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity,
Glenn Beck and Sara Palin, for the sin of vanity.
Give the Nobel Peace Prize to Brad Manning, and
a few Pulitzers to Julian Assange and them,

WikiLeakers who brought the news back again.
Who knew we’d get sick of too few facts within?
Coming soon, USA outlaws war too,
lobbyists, government pensions and fast food...